The advent of a new technology has breeched the mississippi river. Residents of Missouri are gathering near and far for demonstrations of the new culinary wonder "the spoon." Traditonally known in many cultures for ion, the utensil brightened the day of school boys who were given a demonstration of it's usefullness. "Hand to Mouth?" Not any more thank you.
As a spokseman for Hand to Mouth elixir, I take grevious offense as to the portrayal of anything hand to mouth. How about the succulent breast of a concubine, yes? How about a handful of rock candy on a fine summer eve? No, good sir your besmirchment of a time worn tradition with hand to mouth will not go unnoticed or uncommented upon. You can bet your last plug nickel about that.
ReplyDeleteSeamus Fungal, Irish Potato Greviant Representative