Suffragettes Champion Labor Cause

SHAWNEETOWN,   Eyebrows were raised and other eyes clinched shut as Mrs.Petulia Malletgrinder climbed onto the wheelhouse platform of her husbands LadySurrey wagon. Crowds had been assured that this was only a publicity stunt for the ladies own Ladies Can Do Anything bake sale and sewing exposition.
In the end though the crowds were flabbergasted as the two lady driving team was able to manipulate the wagon an incredible 1/4 fur low.

"This has been some kind of manifestation or trickery" our own Mayor Standish Elixsor was quoted as saying. It was proven with its inception that the feminine drive train of the Surrey will not respond to the command of a woman. Woman lack the bone structure necessary to strike the pullers sufficiently for motivation.