CBS Celebrates Fall Lineup

     The promise of added revenue has led the CEO of CBS to celebrate jubilantly over the line up of programming planned for the fall.
      It took a case of Makers Mark and a gang bang, but I've secured the contract for the Foster Brooks Cavalcade of Stars. Gleason is in the back office toilet trying to talk to Neil Armstrong through the toilet. And Jim Backus just rear ended my secretary. Literally.

      "Booze man, just press the button marked booze. Right Mr. Magoo?