Event coordinators and press officials gather at the shore side for a chance to see millionaire Rexabald Humbdinger poll his way to victory in this first ever event extrodinaire. "Bulping" or "coddle dipping," as it's more commonly referred to in it's native Hamptons, has swept the hearts of the nation. As these lovable blue bloods practice in earnest to secure their bid for the next sport introduced into the upcoming olympics, officials have thus far refused to comment on this event which they have labeled an official "event" until it can be determined that stealing human children from northeastern slave labor camps and dragging them down steep slopes behind horses then "hauling" them under water for nearly a quarter mile before throwing them off a steep embankment is all together legal. No doubt there is a degree of athleticism envolved, but judging something that is so reliant on the "Bulper" or "coddle" would be difficult. It would be as if they were actually participating.
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