Little Sally Crunkel had high asperations for her May 8th grade graduation. Those plans were destroyed along with her hopes of young romance. "Shattered into a thousand sharp edge shards of public disgrace and humiliation by that rabid, sharp tongued, pig of a boy, Bobby Clark."
Not five minutes after the last guest arrived Sally was crushed to see Mr. Clark leading Penny Wilkensteen to the basement corner that had been cleared except for the table and record machine.
"What's the point in going on? Just take my Barbies." Mrs. Crunkel was quoted as saying. "Somebody get me a virginia slim out of my mom's purse.
You know you can pay like $25 or so to have your blog printed in book form. I think you're ready for the first edition of the Tennessee Leg Breaker coffee table book.
ReplyDeleteYes, it should be wildly popular.
ReplyDeleteI represent Mr. Bobby Clark, age 12-aformentioned in your lame "parody" of said graduation party. Were you there, sir? I bet you weren't. I, on the other hand was in attendance. I was way in the back, flirting riotously with the lady janitor. My what fun, but I digress. The matter in hand is the systematic disgrace of Mr. Clark's intentions regarding Ms. Wilkensteen, who I may remind all; willingly participated in '30 Seconds in Heaven'. The legendary game was played throughout the entire party, no one complained except for little Miss Crunkel, who was obviously drunk-el. Please remove the following sentence from said blog: "...rabid, sharp-tongued, pig of a boy Bobby Clark". We will of course expect a full apology along with the retraction or we'll see you in court. Good day, sir.
ReplyDeleteRegards,
Peter Fitwell, ESq