I could go on, telling you about the stuff I do but really it's none of you business. Why exactly do you want to know what it is I do? You been following me or something.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
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- Alloisious Runtington III
- I'm a song and dance man, I'm an idea guy, The only thing I can smell is burnt hair, the baby sitter used to put make up on me, no one could raise me right but momma tried, I can only masturbate to the show "Whatever Martha" it makes me cry. Alright, Let me start at the beginning. I was born premature with a human vestagial, or a prehensal tail.
Wha choo want as for me and my boys to run you down? We turn you into mulligan stew.
ReplyDeleteI love photos of kids smoking. I've got a gem that I need to bring over next time you host a card game.
I've got news for you, Short Stack. You blow that fucking smoke in my face one more time and you'll be blowing it out your ass. Got It? As for watching you? Yeah, we're watching all you hooligans 'cause you been stealing old man McMuffiningtonshire's returnable bottles from behind the emporium. Don't you look at me like that, you scallywag. Why you...
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