The following stories were transcribed to me mostly verbatim from the participents or their decendants. No artistic license was applied or necessary. The characters are brilliant, bold, and fearless.
Please do not attempt to recreate any of these scenarios as they mostly contain lots of people. And unless you can muster about a hundred friends your going to seriously compromise the integrity of the original text. And if you try to condense the story in any realistic setting you'll probably be out in your yard looking like a dork and scaring the neighbors kids. And funding, don't forget funding. A whole production of any quality is going to escalate into thousands of dollars pretty quickly. And before it's over there will be strangers tracking up the kitchen floor and eating the good cheese. But if you insist, go ahead. I'm just trying to tell you it's not a good idea. Just give me time to get new batteries for my camcorder and don't forget I told you so.
Please enjoy these stories in moderation. It helps if your nearly blind drunk.
Please do not attempt to recreate any of these scenarios as they mostly contain lots of people. And unless you can muster about a hundred friends your going to seriously compromise the integrity of the original text. And if you try to condense the story in any realistic setting you'll probably be out in your yard looking like a dork and scaring the neighbors kids. And funding, don't forget funding. A whole production of any quality is going to escalate into thousands of dollars pretty quickly. And before it's over there will be strangers tracking up the kitchen floor and eating the good cheese. But if you insist, go ahead. I'm just trying to tell you it's not a good idea. Just give me time to get new batteries for my camcorder and don't forget I told you so.
Please enjoy these stories in moderation. It helps if your nearly blind drunk.
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