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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Concert Goers Casualties Of Jazz!


What was suppose to be a frolicking night of twisty dancing and HotsyTotsy Jazz by Fred Zepplin and the Derrigables turned into a hoarific scene of burning carnage and melting skin as concert goers fled the scene in all directions. At their first attempt at Pirotechnics, a form of choreography taken from Japanese Kubuki Theatre, Stage director Pup Cumpbum is quoted as saying that there had been some mix up with the japanese to chinese to english translation for the production piece. "It was only supposed to be 12 inches, not
1200 feet. But it was so inexpensive."
"Help me, please I need medical attention, please put down the microphone and help me to the, uggghhh. " another concert goer was quoted as saying as they make there way past our radio broadcast stand.
Horrific and disgusting, just, the smell, disgusting.